“Great coffee, like great sex, usually begins with grinding.”
UM FUCK THIS IS HILARIOUS I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD SO EARLY IN THE MORNING.
Right. So this is based from the TFLN (317): I’m not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say “I want to fuck you.” and in this story, Castle teaches Beckett how to make coffee. (Because it is quite obvious from canon that she cannot work that espresso machine.) OH DEAR GOD, the puns. I cannot. It’s perfect. (Particularly great if you have coffee making knowledge.) Go on. Read it.
